my life

God, child number 1 is going to a party tomorrow and she is doing my head in. It is a girly party and she is so not girly AT ALL. She has already tried my whole wardrobe on and of course, it is not good enough. They are all going to get their hair done, then for a meal, then for a 'hot tub party' then sleepover. What is wrong with jelly and icecream? Her swimming costume is still wet and stinks like the bottom of our toilet, I ahve already got her football strip in the washing machine coz she has a match tomorrow at some God forsaken hour. Not to mention my other four kids all have sickness and diahoreaaeaeoiour. I think that is how you spell it! I was supposed to be at the pub tonight, but my mate is having 'boyfriend' trouble. Drown him I say! Anyway, better go coz she is throwing clothes at me down the stairs, joy..........

Well, it is Friday and that is a good thing. No School runs for a couple of days. I got 3 kids to school this morning, two are lying about like dying swans (just a cough, don't worry)! The house is a pig hole and the washing machine sound decidedly dodgy this morning. Hey ho! Have got a party to organise for tomorrow night, adults (oh no), should be fun. Hubby out last night with the lads, very hungover over this morning, ha ha. At least it is not me. Bless him. Just got a call from school, eldest for her chocolate chips this morning for her home economics class, can I bring them in? Oh yeah, just shove a broom up my bum while you're at it. School photos today, oh dear. Two kids missing anyway. Although I never pay for them, just keep them and shove them in a drawer. I know, I am a bad parent.... I hate school photographs, the kids always look so cardboard. It is if they sit them on a chair full of nails and threaten them that if they don't smile, they will remove their toe nails. Oh, the joys of school. I am at work this afternoon and have to negotiate dinner for tonight before I go. What should I make? Macdonalds again then! Only joking! God, I sound so synical this morning. I have got my make-up on aswell. And I have brushed my hair. Massive fight between the kids this morning involving a cup of cold water, (1st child) and the loudest voice box on record (3rd child). I returned my head under the pillow unfortunately. I hate confrontation (and screaming)! Walked into the fire room this morning to find 4th child and 5th child watching South Park the movie. I should never have taught them to work the DVD player. Lesson learned, although too late. Traffic warden at school this morning, nice to see. I believe it should be a legal requirement for her to hit owners of 4 x 4's who are under the impression that they can park where the hell they like. Wouldn't the world be a better place, if only. Well, the washing machine has stopped, that is my calling, my feet are itching. Maybe I will be a bit more cheery on my return, although I wouldn't count on it. The kids wardrobes have been sick all over the floors again, so I had better go and calpol them up, joy! See ya x