my life

Well, here we go. Massive moan coming up! Spend the whole night with husband and the kids devising a rota to sort the house out, and to give the kids a little bit of responsibility. Everything was fabulous last night, worked like clockwork. Tonight, oh my God. On day in and it has all gone to shi#e. Child number 3 was an absolute star (who is seven by the way) completed all her jobs as soon as she came in from school. CHild number 1 (11) did absolutely sod all and child number 2 did about the same. Husband, don't get me started. Child number 4 was an angel, very unusual, and child number 5 decided to trash the house. Oh my God. I feel like mashing my head against a brick wall. Husband was supposed to pick the dog shite up, but moaned about it being too dark. GET A BLOODY TORCH THEN! Then fell asleep on the sofa, not for long though after I hit him with my shoe. He then preceeded to fart in number 2 child's face, (albeit an accident) and a hug row kicked off about how foul and disrespectful it is to fart in people's faces. (Child number 2 is a bit of a soap box fiend). Asked husband to go to the shop for milk for breakfast, but it as this moment cleaning the dishes away from dinner (his one and only job 'apart from the shi#e' and the shop shuts in 10 minutes. Was gonna go myself, but that would be missing the point. I can't believe it! Husband just said to me "you could have been to the shop and back by now!" He is moaning about having 'man flu'. I will give him bloody man flu! Should I go and hit him with something harder than my shoe? No, best not. Might be up on a murder charge. Although, I could always plead insanity. I am going to bed to read my book. Be seein' ya.........xxxxxxxxx

Good morning everyone. I managed to get my make-up on this morning, and I feel fab. Dinner is in the slow cooker (decided to do Braising Steak) and All kids are at school, except child number 5 who is at my dad's at the moment, but will go to nursery this afternoon. I am all by myself, God it is peaceful.
Child number 1 took the dog for a walk this morning. I think she really emjoyed it, I know Max did; although she refused to take a poo bag. He didn't poo though, I think child number 1 made sure of that!
I am about to go to work for another day of pretending to look busy. We are so quiet at the moment, although I am not complaining at all! HR manager is about to go on maternity leave so we are all going out for a party meal tomorrow lunch time and Pizza Express I think it is. I am looking forward to that.
I was up three times during the night again, wandering around. I know I am a moon psychic, but this is really wearing me down. My mind is active all night and I am sooooo tired on a morning. (Now you think I am a wierdo don't you). Lol
The Owl was out in full force last night, tooting 'til his little heart was content. He hasn't been around for a while and I have missed him a bit.
Well that's about it for this morning. I still don't know what I am doing with all the friends and tagging and stuff but I think I am OK with the rest. Not sure what flagging is either. Be sein' ya.........