Oh my God! Went out on Friday night, all well. Went to our local and had a few COKES! Weel done me! Went back to our friends house for yet another coke and then came home about half twelve.

Went out on Saturday night for a meal with a friend of a friend. It was her works night out. We went for a meal and then went down the Marina. There were 12 of us and when we got there, we ordered out meal (as you do) and when it came it was pretty crap. A few of the girls had been on the Vodka for a few hours so were a bit drunk to say the least. One girl in particular started complaining, coz the food was cold and the manager was really stroppy. To cut a long story short, she announced that we weren't going to pay for any of the meals and that were f**kin' off! Oh my god. Well, as a few of you now know I do not drink anymore so I was sober as a judge. The manager came over and said 'so you girls are not paying for your meals then', and the reply is unpublishable. The manager then informed us that he was off to call the police. They all got up to leave and I stayed for a few seconds to help this poor oldish lady, who was probably about to have some sort of stroke, get up from the table. At this point, we were the only ones left. Although it was OK, because they group of girls were at the bar abusing the staff! Talk about a walk of shame! It was a good laugh though, looking back at it afterwards of course. I wouldn't have dared. The meal was only a fiver! I will probably be in prison over Christmas, so if you don't hear anything for a while, that is where I am! The funny thing was though, they took a 'large' bottle of Vodka out with them and ordered diet coke all night. They weren't even hiding it. When it was finished, one of the girls asked me to put the empty bottle in my bag. My bag is huge, so I didn't mind. So there I was, in the pub, on my own (well with this old lady who was in shock by this time) with an empty bottle of Vodka in my bag with the police on the way! How do I do it! Anyway, seems like we got away with it! No news is good news you know. I wouldn't care, my meal would have done me. I am used to eating the kids leftovers anyway. I came out of there absolutely starving. What a night!

Stayed in tonight. My balaclava was in the wash!